Chapter 009: The Chaos in the Celestial Realm

Mo Lihong awkwardly said: "Strictly speaking, we are disciples of Buddhism, so eating meat is not very convenient, right?"

"Puh—" Mo Lei Qing laughed, "You are quite strong."

Cough, cough. I changed the subject and said, "Now I will give you a chance to apologize to my sister, and we can consider this matter settled, alright?"

Moli Shou comforted him: "It's fine, after all, it doesn't matter to keep it."

Mo Liqing expressed his concern: "I am just afraid it will fall on someone's head; it was just sharpened a couple of days ago"

I think so too; the Four Heavenly Kings hold a respected position in the heavenly realm, and usually, no one truly engages in violent confrontations with them. When faced with an opponent of Sun Wukong's caliber, even armor is of no use. This armor essentially serves as the uniform of the Four Heavenly Kings, which they must wear wherever they go or sit. No one has ever seen four muscular men with bare torsos worshipped at the temple entrance, so everything is designed for convenience, merely for show. However, even so, a regular spring knife naturally cannot penetrate—drawing the knife sounds like opening a bottle of red wine. This armor essentially serves as the uniform of the Four Heavenly Kings, which they must wear wherever they go or sit. No one has ever seen four muscular men with bare torsos worshipped at the temple entrance, so everything is designed for convenience, merely for show. However, even so, a regular spring knife naturally cannot penetrate—drawing the knife sounds like opening a bottle of red wine.

Mo Li Hai Dao: "Hmm, it seems so."

What?

Ahem, are the four of you hungry as well? Shall we go for a late-night snack?

However, after the snake lost its spirit, it no longer obeyed commands and coiled contentedly in the bird's nest. Mo Liqing kicked it twice on the trunk before it finally fell down. Mo Lishou hurriedly stepped forward to catch it as it coiled around his arm

Where would you like to listen from

It was only then that I managed to force the Four Heavenly Kings to retreat from their encirclement, and my subordinates were suddenly liberated, scattering all over the place, each one pale as a sheet and gasping for breath

I sat face to face with the Four Heavenly Kings, took out the heavenly dolls and placed them on the table. I solemnly said: "Let me formally introduce myself, my name is Zhen Tingqiang"

There are five of us

This is called not provoking the calamity on the ground by placing the book and the picture, but rather provoking the one in the heavens

Wang Fang gestured to indicate that no further questions were necessary and said to me: "This matter will stop here for the time being; my husband will handle the rest when he returns. Thank you for tonight."

To be honest, I do not know how to interact with them. This group is divine... uh, this group of deities is just a bunch of goods... well, that’s not right. In short, the relationship between humans and deities is a problem; they are all beings who have been nurtured by the smoke and fire of human life. I cannot tolerate their airs in the future. It seems that the leader, Mo Li Hai, holds considerable authority among the four brothers, though he is not very bright. Mo Li Qing appears to be relatively clever, but he often loses focus. Mo Li Shou and Mo Li Hong are basically just followers of the leader, and their intellect is not much better.

Mo Lishou lowered his head and said: "Where is my dragon, where is my purple-gold dragon?"

I was afraid he would call the police, so I pointed at Mo Li Hai's pipa and said, "We are a band."

It was lost before it even landed

Mo Li Hong's face was pressed against the glass, and with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, he sighed: "The world has truly changed so much, brother. When was the last time we descended to the mortal realm—during the Tang Dynasty?"

I said: "Gentlemen, shall we just make do with this one?"

I asked the celestial doll: "Aren't the immortals able to see the mortal world from above?"

Zhao Qianqian got off the car a moment later, hiding behind her mother. Her demeanor had improved significantly, and she said with a huff, "You still haven't explained why you kidnapped me"

I see that they truly have no intention of fighting again, squatting in front of Brother Feng and saying: "I will give you an explanation for this matter, but I need to understand it myself first"

Mo Li Shou exclaimed: "My apologies, my apologies, beast, will you not come down?"

All four of them learned from me to drink the beer in the quilt, and Mo hetushu.com.com said with a burp: "This wine is spicy"

Mo Liqingdao: "Don't mention it, I really am hungry. We have been falling for several days now."

I said with a stern face: "Just say whether you want money or your life?" I told the Four Heavenly Kings, "Alright, brothers, on the count of three, each of you take five steps forward—one, two..."

Mo Liqing gazed at the neatly arranged streetlights outside and said, "The current emperor is even more eager for achievements; how much oil must be consumed for these lights in just one night?"

Brother Feng became anxious at once: "No, no, no, I apologize—great-aunt, little-aunt, I failed to recognize your greatness. Please, be magnanimous and forgive my shortcomings!"

I exclaimed with joy: "There is also clay pot noodles."

At this moment, a barbecue stall appeared by the roadside. It was nearly 1:00 AM, and the owner was preparing to close up shop

Heavenly Realm Doll said: "This matter will be discussed later"

I will take you back

The other three Heavenly Kings voluntarily gave up the co-pilot seat to their leader, Mo Li Hai. The already cramped Xiao Ao Tuo was completely filled as Mo Li Qing and Mo Li Shou took their seats. Mo Li Hong stood by the car and said, "Make some room for me."

"Both spicy and pungent"

Mo Li Hong sniffed and asked, "What is there?"

Mo Lishou stubbornly endured, and even Mo Liqing could only squeeze in a palm's width. Mo Lihong helplessly said, "Third brother, I apologize!" He lifted his foot to press down the person in the car, then suddenly dove in and closed the door behind him. The car was instantly packed as if an orange had been stuffed into a longan shell. I quickly started the engine, and along the way, I could hear Mo Lishou continuously complaining that Mo Lihong's umbrella was poking him...

As the back door opened, Mo Lihong was ejected, and then Mo Lishou and Mo Liqing awkwardly got out of the car. It was around 1 AM, and four burly men, each over 1.9 meters tall, were dressed in ancient armor. Mo Lishou even had a spring knife strapped to his waist

"Barbecue," I said

Moleihai asked the heavenly doll: "When will you take us up?"

Ahem, let's start with 50 skewers and a dozen beers

The celestial doll smiled and said: "Congratulations on your earnings, Pipi is not a dog, it is a Pixiu!"

Brother Feng gasped for breath while holding his neck for a long time before he forcefully waved his hand: "We accept our misfortune, we no longer want that person!" After a while, he raised his head with a hint of resentment and said, "I have seen snow and hail, but I have never seen someone fighting and offering help at the same time."

I sat still, as I would tell you about the various jokes associated with this name that I have endured since childhood

I was the first to get off the bus. The boss, seeing me alone, seemed disinterested and lazily said: "I am closing up now; why not come back tomorrow morning?"

"Third Brother is right."

Heavenly Realm Doll said: "In the past, it was possible, but now the air pollution is so severe that even the Great Wall is no longer visible"

The other three Heavenly Kings also helped Mo Lishou look for the snake. Mo Lihong raised his hand and pointed, saying: "It's over there." When we looked, we saw the snake coiled around a tree, gnawing at a bird's nest in a messy manner.

I chuckled and said, "Do you know what this is called?"

Wang Fang waved her hand and said, "We can do it ourselves"

I will take a look at Mo Li Hai, who democratically asked the three brothers, "What do you think?"

Zhao Qianqian said: "Mom, I am scared"

Well, I also think it doesn't look like a dog—" I jumped in place, "Could it actually be a guinea pig?"

Brother Feng's voice, now resonating with chest cavity resonance, said: "Same ... ... hiss ... ... agreed!"

Mo Li Hai placed the fan-like * picture * book on the table and said, "Then let's go with the local customs."

I : `` ... ... ''

Cough cough ... ... I do not know what to say anymore

... ...

The celestial doll disdainfully remarked: "As soon as someone arrives, they head straight to the barbecue stall, lacking creativity"

Get on the vehicle

Uh... I am called Xiao Qiang

I am too lazy to explain. It seems that the Four Heavenly Kings' thinking about the world is still stuck in the Tang Dynasty, essentially making them four ancient individuals. I find this kind of backward time travel mentality extremely annoying

Brother Feng said with a sobbing tone: "I apologize, but that diamond is worth over 200,000. How can I explain this to my brothers if you just take it away without a word?" Over 200,000? Although it may not be a good diamond, I certainly cannot afford to compensate for it

The boss finally understood: "Have a beer?"

I said, filled with anger: "How would I know?" I said to the celestial child, "Isn't it time for you to explain some things to me?"

I whispered, "You should say less; where else can we go at this hour?"

I will let you go now, so you won't fight anymore

"Farting, I don't want to take advantage of you, that diamond..."

The boss hesitated for a moment and said: "Well..."

Mo Li Hai thought seriously for a moment and waved his hand, saying: "Second Brother is right!"

Sitting in front of me, Mo Li Hai held a pipa in his hands and said, "Are you the mortal chosen by the celestial beings?"

Mo Liqing sniffed and said, "Since we have both fallen to the mortal realm, I think we should go along with local customs. What do you say, big brother?"

Got it! The boss hurriedly went about his work, feeling anxious and apprehensive

Mo Li Hong grasped the hilt of the knife at Mo Li Shou's waist and with a forceful pull, it came out with a loud "bang." I glanced at Mo Li Shou's armor and exclaimed, "It's made of wood?"

The celestial doll quietly told me: "The Four Heavenly Kings have descended to the mortal realm, and their weapons have also lost their spiritual essence"

The boss nervously brought over the menu and tentatively asked, "How many of you just returned from the event?"

The celestial doll said: "That diamond was indeed taken by us, but I fear it may no longer exist—I'll explain to you later how that came to be"

Zhe will Mo Li Hai got off the car, he stretched lazily, his big eyes eagerly staring at the boss, who immediately said with enthusiasm: "What would you like to eat, gentlemen?"

At that moment, I heard Mo Li Shou ask Mo Li Qing: "Second brother, where is your sword?" I glanced at the rearview mirror and then realized that Mo Li Qing was only carrying an empty sword sheath on his back; it turned out that his weapon was a sword

These four... why don't you start with Pipi? What is the situation with the diamond?

After Brother Feng and the others fled in a disheveled manner, I solemnly said: "Thank you to the four kings."

Although I do not understand what diamonds are about, I can tell you—Pipi is definitely not a dog

Magic Road: "It's not spicy, it's pungent"

The boss brought up the beer, and I respectfully delivered five bottles to them, clinking glasses as I said: "It's a pleasure to meet you all; allow me to toast to you first."

Mo Li Hai glanced at me and said: "You're Xiao Qiang, right? How could the Heavenly Realm doll choose you?"

Moli Shou apologetically said, "The lightness of wood has no practical use."

Hit again... ... it's a grandson!

The elder brother has the final say

Mo Li Hai nudged Mo Li Qing, and only then did Mo Li Qing sit up straight.

Wang Fang held her hand and insisted on taking a taxi back by herself. I always felt that when she spoke to me later, her expression was neither warm nor cold, as if she was avoiding something. At that moment, I couldn't think of much else and turned back to question Brother Feng: "So you just agreed to this matter and let it go?"